During a quiz to see who will line up first:
Teacher: How do you spell "delicious"?
Student: ME!! Teacher me!!! Teacher!!!
On a persuasive essay about how dogs are better than cats:
"Sometimes I can't sleep because I am thinking about how cute dogs are."
A hypochondriac student:
"Teacher, I don't have head-ache...I have head-BREAK!"
Teacher: Would a person's diary be a Primary Source or a Secondary Source?
Student: Pyramid Sauce.
While watching March of the Penguins
Student: (very excited) Teacher!!! Sometimes penguin is cold on outside but penguin is very warm on inside!
After learning about hardships endured by the first African American astronaut:
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Student: Um, a teacher.
Teacher: And what would you do if I told you, you can't be a teacher because you are too tall?
Student: I would kick your ass.