Full Metal Chopsticks
On life cycles: "Alligators are first born in egg. Then alligator hatches. Trust me when alligator hatches it looks cute. But when it becomes an adult it's a disaster."
On digestion: "Second, I want to tell you about intestine. Intestine is 2 kind. Intestine make food dirty. Large intestine make dung and small intestine make pee."
On insects: "I saw a centipede in my house. It hased many short legs. It body was very long. Scared! Oh no!!! Goose Bumps!"
Topic: Write a five paragraph essay telling me about three wishes you would ask a magic genie
Response: "I can draw pictures and nice PE And i can nice sister."
On future aspirations: "I want to be police man. I want to get bed gas." (bad guys)
sweet moves! and students, your students are blossoming in their English! Congrats
seriously, chris, teach them the right word for shit.
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