Sa-ca-reee-nuh-gol-puh (Screen Golf)

Since playing 18 holes real-live golf costs about $400 in Korea, we decided to try out the very popular screen golf.

Screen golf is private rooms (much like karaoke) where you can play virtual golf for about $7.50/hr. The privacy is nice, especially when you are doing terribly and don't want strangers to see you cry.

There are real clubs and balls, but you hit them into a huge screen projecting a computer program simulating 9 holes of golf. There are lasers sensors above you that track your movements and --the best part---a mechanical robot arm that tees the balls for you!



We are headed to Tokyo, Japan tomorrow, so stay tuned for a post about that next week.

Classroom Impressions, Volume 3: Wednesday Edition

During a quiz to see who will line up first:
Teacher: How do you spell "delicious"?
Student: ME!! Teacher me!!! Teacher!!!
Teacher: Yes?
Student: Hamburger.

On a persuasive essay about how dogs are better than cats:
"Sometimes I can't sleep because I am thinking about how cute dogs are."

A hypochondriac student:
"Teacher, I don't have head-ache...I have head-BREAK!"

Teacher: Would a person's diary be a Primary Source or a Secondary Source?
Student: Pyramid Sauce.

While watching March of the Penguins
Student: (very excited) Teacher!!! Sometimes penguin is cold on outside but penguin is very warm on inside!

After learning about hardships endured by the first African American astronaut:
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Student: Um, a teacher.
Teacher: And what would you do if I told you, you can't be a teacher because you are too tall?
Student: I would kick your ass.

The Magic Hour

Try as I might, even I couldn't screw up taking pictures of these cherry blossoms as the sun was setting:





Sadly, they are already gone.

Classroom Impressions, Volume 2: Essay Edition

On life cycles: "Alligators are first born in egg.  Then alligator hatches.  Trust me when alligator hatches it looks cute.  But when it becomes an adult it's a disaster." 

On digestion: "Second, I want to tell you about intestine. Intestine is 2 kind. Intestine make food dirty. Large intestine make dung and small intestine make pee."

On insects: "I saw a centipede in my house.  It hased many short legs.  It body was very long.  Scared! Oh no!!! Goose Bumps!"

Topic: Write a five paragraph essay telling me about three wishes you would ask a magic genie

Response:  "I can draw pictures and nice PE And i can nice sister."

On future aspirations: "I want to be police man. I want to get bed gas." (bad guys)

       

The Last Thing You Ever See...

A few weeks ago, we visited our friends Rob and Jean in Gurye for the Sansuyu Flower Festival. Gurye is a tiny farming village up in the mountains in the southern part of South Korea. In spring, the entire area is supposed to be covered in bright yellow sansuyu blossoms, but I guess they forgot to tell that to the flowers this year.

These may not actually be Sansuyu flowers, but they are yellow.

We did get to enjoy some of the local entertainment though (make sure you watch the whole thing):



Laura was too enraptured by 'her' performance (who can blame her though, right?), so she didn't notice when the singer jumped on some seats to give Laura a closer view of the action. After the song was over, she interviewed Laura in Korean, much to the delight of the rest of the audience.

Here's another video of some kids laying down some block-rocking beats and wearing spinning hats:

Instrument

After 6 months without one, I finally dragged myself up to Seoul and bought a guitar. It's a Korean Telecaster knockoff and a little 15 watt amp (with extra inputs for a karaoke machine, naturally). It was nice to know that I still know how to mostly play the same 5 songs I've been playing for the last six years.

Feel free to give my new guitar a name in the comments.

I bought my guitar at the Nagwon Arcade, a massive 4 floor music store near Insa-dong that has been putting the rock into the ROK for over 30 years. They claim to be the largest music store in Asia. To find it, go out exit 5 from the Jongno-3-ga station, and walk a minute or two until you see a large white building with a blue sign.

Inside there are over 200 little shops each sort of specializing in one kind of instrument. While this place seems like the Guitar Center Death Star, most of the shops are basically interchangeable clones of one another, selling the same 20 or so instruments. This seems to be a fairly common practice in Korea: huge shopping centers made up of hundreds of tiny kiosks (half of which are inevitably closed) all selling the same limited selection products.


I must have gone at a weird time or something, because it was surprisingly quiet inside. I was expecting the din of a thousand Korean Yngwie Malmsteen wannabes, but all I really heard was a 4 year old girl tear it up on the piano for a small crowd, and more than a few longhaired fellows earnestly playing saxophone.

After wandering around for a bit, I started picking shops to at random to try out some guitars. After finally finding a shop where the shopkeeper WASN'T eating, I played a few guitars before settling on the one above. The guy threw in a case, cable, and strap "service-uh" and made fun of the way I count large sums of cash. Then I got to schlep it all back home on the subway!

On an unrelated and non-musical note, I made some tortilla soup with the works tonight:

Certainly the best $4 avocado I've ever had.