Discussing the meaning of the word "creepy"
Student 1: "Ghosts are creepy!"
Student 2: "But Teacher, sometimes ghost is cute like kitty cat."
Our students are very interested in why Chris and I are always talking to each other.
Student: "Laura Teacher and Chris Teacher is date? Go to the nightclub?"
2 boy students, Denny and Hans, were fighting one day:
Denny: "Teacher! I have very important secret! Hans is GIRL!"
Hans (getting up to throw a chair): "Congratulations, Denny--Today you are die!"
Denny: "Hans, you are a girl and you are going to have a baby!"
(Hans gets up again to throw a chair)
Denny: "No, no. Don't worry. Your baby will love you!"
Student: "Laura Teacher, I think your anger gauge is here (points to the ceiling)."