Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Classroom Impressions, Volume 1
Laura Teacher: What is the biggest island in the USA?
Student: Washington DC!
(after talking about why nature is beautiful)
Student: Teacher! Important!! I think the number one not good thing about nature is the dung.
(a quiz to see who lines up first)
Laura Teacher: What language do people speak in Mexico?
Student #1: Indian!!
Student #2: Mexicanese!!
Student #3: Korean!!
(a conversation on feelings)
Laura Teacher: When do you get your feelings hurt? Everyone gets their feelings hurt sometimes, right guys?
Sensitive Student: ...often. (looks at ground)
Laura Teacher: What is the capital of Korea?
Student: Big K!
(before a spelling test)
Student: Easy test word teacher, pleaze-uh.
Laura Teacher: I think all of the words on the test are easy.
Student: But we is children! And you is woman AND teacher!
Chris Teacher: Take out a piece of paper.
Student: Pizza Paper?!